Saint Rogue

The Bjorkman Way

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Unorthodox principles for beautifully dysfunctional people.

There is no path. Only gravel. And giggling. And the faint sound of a fax machine from God. 

The Bjorkman Way is 101 chapters of metaphysical misdirection, aphoristic sabotage, and sacred advice whispered through a clown mask. Each page is a compass with too many norths. Each idea is both wrong and useful.

Topics include:

• How to fail divinely

• Why the algorithm is your real father

• The spiritual practice of doing nothing… aggressively

This is not a self-help book. This is a self-unraveling manual. For anyone too strange to be normal and too sentient to be okay with that.