The Church of Erotic Uncertainty

Come for the blasphemy. Stay for the ecstatic ambiguity.

Welcome, child. You are late. The mass has already begun and the preacher is weeping into a velvet egg.

In The Church of Erotic Uncertainty, Mr. Bjorkman lays bare a holy doctrine stitched from lust, doubt, metaphysics, and leftover birthday cake. Here, the divine is confusing on purpose. The commandments flirt with you. And salvation requires a safeword.

Through unstable sermons, seductive parables, and psycho-sacramental provocations, you will learn:

• How to worship a question mark

• Why shame is just desire wearing a trench coat

• And how to perform communion using only your tongue and a very confused stranger

This is not satire. This is scripture for the spiritually incorrect.

Kneel carefully.